Gender Parity

No longer do women demand potty parity, now they demand cow parity. Women have long complained about the inequality of men's and women's rest rooms. Women have to wait and wait for a stall, while men just piss in the trashcan or the sink if there's nothing left (well, I've never done that, but I've seen it done). Yes, I've seen both of those things at the same place in fact. It happened at a Jerry Jeff Walker concert at the Fort Worth Convention Center about 30 years ago.

Anyway, now women in Spain have started a campaign to have a Running of the Cows along with the Running of the Bulls. They say that cows have four legs too, and a natural tendency to run, so they should get to run along with the bulls. Well, not exactly run with them, but they should have their own run through Pamplona. Uh, has anyone asked the cows?