Say It Ain't So

Tom Cruise has asked for Katie Holmes' hand in marriage. Wait a minute! Isn't there an international campaign against pedophiles going on right now?
Mercy me.

I'm Shocked, Shocked...

Here's an example of a master at work. Mark Felt, who was Deep Throat, was twice put in charge of investigations to find out who was Deep Throat. He was so sly that he speculated the leaker probably was in the FBI. This guy had balls! Plus he was really mad. Nixon had passed him over for the head job at the FBI once J. Edgar Hoover quit wearing dresses for good. Don't fuck with a smart bureaucrat, you'll be holding you head in your own hands wondering what happened.

Not Guilty

Ten counts...not guilty...not guilty...not guilty...not guilty...not guilty...not guilty...not guilty...not guilty...not guilty...not guilty...not guilty...not guilty...not guilty...not guilty.

Judge Has Verdict in His Hand

Now, the judge is looking at the verdict. Court clerk will read it aloud.

Jury in the Court Room

The 8 women and 4 men are in the court room. Judge in place. Oh, oh, oh...

Michael's in the Court Room

Michael's entourage has arrived. Even LaToya has arrived. Oh my, I just can't stand the tension! No announcement yet...

Oh, I'm Just on Needles and Pins

I heard that the Michael Jackson jury has a verdict! Live feed at 1:45pm PDT. Can you feel the electricity in the air? Nah, I can't either.