Now That's What I'm Talkin' 'Bout!

You too can stop alien abductions. Just get a thought screen helmet! You can't buy one, you have to actually make it yourself. But, don't worry, you can get the materials easily. And it does not have even one bit of aluminum foil! No shit, it really works.

That Ain't No Meteorite, That's a Spy Satellite!

I read a few days ago about a meteor that crashed in Peru, but that it also made the local people very sick. Then, a day or two later I read that "scientists" say the meteorite wasn't the cause of the illness. Now, Pravda.ru has sort of confirmed it all. They say it was an American spy satellite with radioactive materials on it. Somehow, it was spying on Iran, but had to be brought down when something went wrong. The loss of the satellite has really put a crimp in Bush's plan to attack Iran. Who ya gonna believe?

How I Broke My Leg

Hey, it wasn't easy! I had to go to some great lengths to do it. Try jumping out of a plane for one. Yeah, it costs a lot to do that.