Spreekt Je Nederlands?
The city of Bristol in the UK needed some good police dogs, and decided to purchase some that had already been trained. The problem is that they bought them from the Netherlands, and the dog's handlers had to learn Dutch to give the dogs commands. So, what if you're the bad guy and the cops are yelling in Dutch telling the dog to get you? You'd never know til it was too late.
Thursday, June 08, 2006
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
New Invention: Adaptive Technology
Announcing the Nose Booster! Yes, all you do is place it on the bridge of your nose under your bifocals, and voilà you can comfortably read that computer screen through the lower part of your bifocals. And, it comes in a variety of colors too, so matching your frames is simple! Place your order in the comments section, and kiss your sore neck good-bye. Only $9.99! Order within the next 10 minutes and we'll throw in a second Nose Booster for only $4.99. Yes, you read that right, a second Nose Booster for half price! No more squinting and eye strain...order now!
Morey Stovall: "I don't see very well, so I wear glasses all the time. I'm over 50, so I wear bifocals. My job requires me read a lot on my computer. When I'm sitting in front it, I can't read the screen because the upper part of the bifocals make everything too blurry. The lower part is perfect, but I have to tilt my head back so much that it makes my neck hurt. Not anymore! Not now that I found the Nose Booster!"
Announcing the Nose Booster! Yes, all you do is place it on the bridge of your nose under your bifocals, and voilà you can comfortably read that computer screen through the lower part of your bifocals. And, it comes in a variety of colors too, so matching your frames is simple! Place your order in the comments section, and kiss your sore neck good-bye. Only $9.99! Order within the next 10 minutes and we'll throw in a second Nose Booster for only $4.99. Yes, you read that right, a second Nose Booster for half price! No more squinting and eye strain...order now!
Morey Stovall: "I don't see very well, so I wear glasses all the time. I'm over 50, so I wear bifocals. My job requires me read a lot on my computer. When I'm sitting in front it, I can't read the screen because the upper part of the bifocals make everything too blurry. The lower part is perfect, but I have to tilt my head back so much that it makes my neck hurt. Not anymore! Not now that I found the Nose Booster!"
Just Thank the Hollanders
Thanks to a 24 hour prayer marathon in the Netherlands, we didn't have to face the Day of the Beast. The prayer marathon included 50 towns and lasted from 6:00 pm Monday until 6:00 pm Tuesday on 06/06/06. I suppose it's one of those biblical days where the day ends at sunset. Anyway, thanks to the Dutch we avoided armageddon.
Thanks to a 24 hour prayer marathon in the Netherlands, we didn't have to face the Day of the Beast. The prayer marathon included 50 towns and lasted from 6:00 pm Monday until 6:00 pm Tuesday on 06/06/06. I suppose it's one of those biblical days where the day ends at sunset. Anyway, thanks to the Dutch we avoided armageddon.
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
The Man with a Pussy
His name is Buck Angel, but his name at birth was Susan. He always felt like a male in a female body. So, when he got old enough, he had his breasts reduced (I'll say), began taking male hormones. and lifting weights. He never got the "final" surgery though. It cost too much and it would give him a penis that doesn't "work like it's supposed to." However, he is attracted to men, so the pussy issue is no problem.
His name is Buck Angel, but his name at birth was Susan. He always felt like a male in a female body. So, when he got old enough, he had his breasts reduced (I'll say), began taking male hormones. and lifting weights. He never got the "final" surgery though. It cost too much and it would give him a penis that doesn't "work like it's supposed to." However, he is attracted to men, so the pussy issue is no problem.
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