Was I Born Too Early?
A British program to lower the number of teen pregancies offers several alternatives to sexual intercourse. One suggestion is oral sex. Oh, Dr. Elders, imagine what would happen in the US if someone in the government advocated that!
Friday, February 21, 2003
Is This The Apocalypse?
Maybe the end times are actually here! Instead of a great conflagration a la "goetterdammerung" there will be many relatively small explosions, fires, and the like. Naaaah, not dramatic enough.
Maybe the end times are actually here! Instead of a great conflagration a la "goetterdammerung" there will be many relatively small explosions, fires, and the like. Naaaah, not dramatic enough.
Thursday, February 20, 2003
We Must Remain Vigilant(e)
Authorities stop man for wearing gas mask while driving. But, did he have on a condom?
Authorities stop man for wearing gas mask while driving. But, did he have on a condom?
�Cu�nto Vale el Orgasmo?
A German couple is suing their travel agency for "damages" they suffered during a trip to Cuba. They say the housekeeper entered their room twice while they were engaged in sexual intercourse and disrupted their well...uh...vacation. They are requesting $4000 in damages. Now, if that had been an American couple, they would have gone for $50,000 at the least!
A German couple is suing their travel agency for "damages" they suffered during a trip to Cuba. They say the housekeeper entered their room twice while they were engaged in sexual intercourse and disrupted their well...uh...vacation. They are requesting $4000 in damages. Now, if that had been an American couple, they would have gone for $50,000 at the least!
Instant Aging
Leave it up to the Germans to develop an Instant Aging suit. It "allows" young people the change to feel what it's like to be 70 years old. They say it give youngsters a new sympathy for Grandma. Maybe I need to try one on!
Leave it up to the Germans to develop an Instant Aging suit. It "allows" young people the change to feel what it's like to be 70 years old. They say it give youngsters a new sympathy for Grandma. Maybe I need to try one on!
Wednesday, February 19, 2003
The Kid's Got Nerve
School officials send a student home for wearing a provocative T-shirt.
I say more power to him! I doubt I would have had the nerve at that age. Hell, I don't have the nerve now!
School officials send a student home for wearing a provocative T-shirt.
I say more power to him! I doubt I would have had the nerve at that age. Hell, I don't have the nerve now!
Tuesday, February 18, 2003
Now They Tell Me!
Botox causes wrinkles. According to this story, even though it removes wrinkles that were there, it causes new ones in new places. So, what's the answer to combating aging? Maybe it's surrender.
Botox causes wrinkles. According to this story, even though it removes wrinkles that were there, it causes new ones in new places. So, what's the answer to combating aging? Maybe it's surrender.
Monday, February 17, 2003
Presidents' Day
Yes, today is a day to honor and remember past presidents. Mostly George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, but I think it's ok to remember the others too. Let's remember Millard Fillmore the president that started Fillmore West. Well, okay, maybe he didn't, but can you remember anything else he did? Let's remember Grover Cleveland a preacher's son who had a child out of wedlock. Oh yeah, Kennedy and Clinton weren't the first to sample the citizenry! Let's remember James Garfield who held the office less than four months when he was assassinated. How about the first Gay president who died of a heart attack while sticking it to his lover in the West Wing (if you know what I mean). Well, okay, that one hasn't happened yet (at least that we know of), but it's only a matter of time.
Yes, today is a day to honor and remember past presidents. Mostly George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, but I think it's ok to remember the others too. Let's remember Millard Fillmore the president that started Fillmore West. Well, okay, maybe he didn't, but can you remember anything else he did? Let's remember Grover Cleveland a preacher's son who had a child out of wedlock. Oh yeah, Kennedy and Clinton weren't the first to sample the citizenry! Let's remember James Garfield who held the office less than four months when he was assassinated. How about the first Gay president who died of a heart attack while sticking it to his lover in the West Wing (if you know what I mean). Well, okay, that one hasn't happened yet (at least that we know of), but it's only a matter of time.
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