Friday, June 06, 2003

As If the Monica Affair Wasn't Bad Enough!

It seems that Sharon Stone is going to portray Hillary Clinton in a movie biography made by A&E about the Clinton White House years. Poor Hillary! Sharon Stone is such a cunt, I wouldn't think Hillary would be pleased with the choice.

Wednesday, June 04, 2003

The Results Are In

The 2003 Atilla Award goes to...ahem...George W. Bush for the Iraq war, his disregard for environmental agreements, and his record on human rights. My vote went for the US Military due to its destruction of the Iraqi environment, but I'm very please with the ultimate winner. Don't Mess With Texas!

Tuesday, June 03, 2003

Maybe He's Actually that Smart

It has occurred to to me maybe Saddam Hussein really had those WMDs. But, he secretly destroyed them as the invasion started, because he knew that when Bush and Blair couldn't produce them, they would get booted out of office. Hmm...
No $ 4 U

This takes the cake, or something like cake. The Accident Group, a name that could cause all kinds of jokes, fired 2500 people by text messages on their phones. Seems they went out of business, and thought text messaging was the best way to inform everyone. In turn the former workers sacked the company's call centers, taking computers, coffee makers, etc.

Monday, June 02, 2003

Now, There's a Thought!

Iran has requested (demanded) that the US apologize to the international community for supporting Al-Qaeda in the past. Hey, guys, uh...we're not supposed to talk about that...uh, that could bring up all kinds of stuff.
7:54 AM - 78 F, 25 C

No shit, it never cooled off last night! June 1st and we're already this hot. Oh hell, it's gonna be a bad one!