Don't Put That in Your Ass, You Don't Know Where It's Been!

Some patients in Den Haag underwent some procedures with "dirty endoscopes." That means the garden-hose-like thing that the doctors shoved up their asses weren't disinfected. So, now they're all having to be checked for Hepatitis C, Aids, etc. When did you have your last colonoscopy? Well, that's too long.

Sounds Like He's Talking about Us

Gunter Grass, the so-called "Conscience of Germany", has a strong criticism of capitalism and its effect on democracy. He's talking about Germany, but it applies to the United States as well.

Hey, Fella, You Need a Tow?

A Polish man's car was stopped on the Autobahn in Germany, when a German driver asked him if he needed a tow. He answered "yes" but shouldn't have. The German connected the two cars, and proceeded to pull the Polish guy's car at the speed of 160 kph. That would be about 99 miles an hour. They were supposed to stop at the next exit, but they just kept going and going. When the German finally stopped, the Polish guy's car was a total wreck. It only needed some coolant in the first place. Beware of Germans bearing gifts.