Saturday, July 01, 2006

Adieu, Bresil


What? Brazil is out of the World Cup? That can't be right! And it's the French that beat 'em? That can't be right either! The frogs knocked out the perennial favorite and defending champion. That means there won't be the standard final with someone playing Brazil. Okay, maybe that hasn't always happened, but we certainly expected it this time. So, as of now, it's Portugal, France, Italy, and Germany. It's an all EU final four. I don't know who I'm for now. I suppose the true underdog is Portugal, because they haven't made it this far in something like 50 years. Besides, they speak Portuguese just like Brazil. That's it! The champion will still speak Portuguese, so let's pull for Portugal.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

This Is a Fine Mess You Got Me Into, Dick


Just imagine what ol' George W. is thinkin' now that the Supremes say he overreached his power, violated the constitution, and broke international law.

"Uh...Dick...you promised me this was okay!" "What's next, war crimes trials?"