Flying Buffalo Wings?
Hooters, yes that Hooters, is going into the airline business. Hooters Air will be flying from Atlanta to Myrtle Beach, SC four times a week. The flights will have regular flight attendants in addition to "Hooters Girls" in snug T-shirts and orange short-shorts. Myrtle Beach never has been one of my top places to go. Too bad.
Friday, March 07, 2003
Thursday, March 06, 2003
The Way Things Are Goin' They're Gonna Crucify Me
A woman in New Zealand has written to George Bush asking him to crucify her on television. She wants to demonstrate to him how much suffering and pain he would cause the Iraqi people by attacking. Better yet, why not put Bush on the cross?
A woman in New Zealand has written to George Bush asking him to crucify her on television. She wants to demonstrate to him how much suffering and pain he would cause the Iraqi people by attacking. Better yet, why not put Bush on the cross?
He Died Like a Rat
A new study of historical records seems to confirm a theory that Josef Stalin was assassinated by this own collegues. Evidently, Lavrenti Beria, head of the Secret Police, and Nikita Kruschev, who succeeded Stalin, fed the Man of Steel warfarin which is a rat poison that causes strokes and hemorrhages. Stalin died of a brain hemorrhage. They were afraid he was going to start another purge against the Jews, and they thought he was ready to start a nuclear war with the US. God bless Beria! God bless Kruschev!
A new study of historical records seems to confirm a theory that Josef Stalin was assassinated by this own collegues. Evidently, Lavrenti Beria, head of the Secret Police, and Nikita Kruschev, who succeeded Stalin, fed the Man of Steel warfarin which is a rat poison that causes strokes and hemorrhages. Stalin died of a brain hemorrhage. They were afraid he was going to start another purge against the Jews, and they thought he was ready to start a nuclear war with the US. God bless Beria! God bless Kruschev!
Wednesday, March 05, 2003
I Have Been Ex-Communicated, I Hope!
The website that was collecting names for voluntary ex-communication has turned in the list to the Vatican. The list has 26,000 names, and one of those names is mine. I wonder if I'll get a letter from the Pope telling me that I've been kicked out. I hope so! That would make a good heirloom.
The website that was collecting names for voluntary ex-communication has turned in the list to the Vatican. The list has 26,000 names, and one of those names is mine. I wonder if I'll get a letter from the Pope telling me that I've been kicked out. I hope so! That would make a good heirloom.
Stalin's Grandson Requests US Citizenship
Josef Stalin's grandson, Vissari�n Dzhugashvili, has submitted an application for US citizenship. I�m not sure he can do that. I mean with him being a Communist and all!
Josef Stalin's grandson, Vissari�n Dzhugashvili, has submitted an application for US citizenship. I�m not sure he can do that. I mean with him being a Communist and all!
Tuesday, March 04, 2003
Fat Tuesday
This link will take to to a web page to view some of Carnaval in Brazil. I'd love to go see it in person
This link will take to to a web page to view some of Carnaval in Brazil. I'd love to go see it in person
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