Oh So German!

A new step for "Reality TV" is being take by the Germans. They are going to have a reality TV program called Sperm Race. No shit, they really are! Twelve men will donate sperm (not on camera unfortunately) which will be frozen and then transported to Cologne where the race will actually take place. There will be a gynocologist there as "judge" to make sure that everything is proper. The winning sperm will give it's "donor" a new red Porsche. But, how German to find the fastest sperm to give the glory. The survival of the fittest and all that. Das Deutschen Volk sind Ueber Alles!

Uh, Can You Say Unintended Consequences?

After taking the course for young people on abstaining from sex, the students in the course promptly go out and not only have sex, but have more of it! Would that be classified as "collateral damage?"

How Was That Again?

Kim Jong-Il the Dear Leader of North Korea will passionately fall for Condoleeza Rice. He will escape an assasination attempt, open his nuclear plant(s) to foreign tourists, and will reveal the hideout of Osama Bin Laden. All this according to the Oracle of the Rooster in Hong Kong. And we've been wasting time using the CIA.

Down to Seeds and Stems Again

Just pick up the Nieuw Revu and you can get two marijuana seeds for your garden. It might take a little while to pay off, but, hey, it's free!

If I Turn Down a Job, Can I Still Get Unemployment?

Well, no, not if it's suitable work. Women under 55 look out!