Thursday, May 19, 2005

Um...Do They Make These for Men?

They're called Passion Pants, and they caused a British woman to faint in the supermaket. Yes, they're panties with a built-in vibrating dildo. Oh yeah.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Nearly 80 Horses Given Viagra

What?! They're giving horses Viagra? Yes, some 80 racing horses in Italy were given Viagra to "raise their performance capacity." What are they trying to get them to do? Something unnatural no doubt.
Dead? What Dead?

The government of Uzbekistan has denied that any civilians were killed in Friday's disturbance. Eyewitnesses say 745 people were massacred by troops. Hmm...who ya gonna believe? A heavy-handed dictatorship or people that were there?