You Da Bomb, Man!
The US military tried to develop a "sexbomb" to use on enemy soldiers. Now, here's the catch. It was to make them homosexual. A bomb to make men into queers. What will we try next? Imagine dropping such a bomb on Al-Qaida. They'd all be fucking each other so much that they'd never have time to plan terrorist attacks. Hey, maybe the bomb was successfully developed, and they used it on Al-Qaida. I always wondered about those guys anyway. The don't want to have women touch them. Hmmm....are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Friday, January 14, 2005
Wednesday, January 12, 2005
Number 1 in Pizza Comsumption
Norwegians, yes Norwegians, are Number One in the whole world in pizza consumption. The eat 5.4 kilos per person per year of pizza. Who would have thought it?
Norwegians, yes Norwegians, are Number One in the whole world in pizza consumption. The eat 5.4 kilos per person per year of pizza. Who would have thought it?
I Am Shocked, Shocked!
Police in Pilot Point, Texas have required an art gallery to cover the breasts on an image of Eve at the time of her creation. Wow, if we don't look bad enough...now we're trying to deny that Eve had tits. Give me a break!
Police in Pilot Point, Texas have required an art gallery to cover the breasts on an image of Eve at the time of her creation. Wow, if we don't look bad enough...now we're trying to deny that Eve had tits. Give me a break!
Tuesday, January 11, 2005
Cunts in Lion Land
An artist in Leeuwarden, Alfred Stucki, advertised his latest exhibition with a hanging sign emblazoned with the letters K U T which in Dutch means cunt. Included on the sign was the image of a vagina. In this case it was really an acronym for Kunst Uit Tranen which means something like "Art Out of Watering." Here in Austin there's a radio station with the call letters KUT which I've always found amusing.
An artist in Leeuwarden, Alfred Stucki, advertised his latest exhibition with a hanging sign emblazoned with the letters K U T which in Dutch means cunt. Included on the sign was the image of a vagina. In this case it was really an acronym for Kunst Uit Tranen which means something like "Art Out of Watering." Here in Austin there's a radio station with the call letters KUT which I've always found amusing.
Man, That's Some Tough Bacon!
A 64 year-old man in Groningen, Netherlands ate his hearing aid. He thought it was some bacon that had fallen from his plate. I wonder if he heard it.
A 64 year-old man in Groningen, Netherlands ate his hearing aid. He thought it was some bacon that had fallen from his plate. I wonder if he heard it.
Monday, January 10, 2005
Uh, How Long Ago Was Dirty Dancing?
A school official in California has cancelled all the dances for this year at Lemoore Union High School, because they're well, too suggestive.
A school official in California has cancelled all the dances for this year at Lemoore Union High School, because they're well, too suggestive.
Sunday, January 09, 2005
The Salvadoran Option
Reports indicate that the Pentagon has decided to implement the "Salvadoran Option" in Iraq. That's a reference to what were called death squads or escuadrones de la muerte about 20 years ago in Latin America. They were principally extreme right-wing groups who went around assasinating left-wing guerrillas. At the time many people accused the US of supporting the death squads, which we strenuously denied. I wonder if this is a kind of indirect admission to our involvement back then? As I remember, the death squad effort was not one that met with great success. So, why would they think it would work now?
Reports indicate that the Pentagon has decided to implement the "Salvadoran Option" in Iraq. That's a reference to what were called death squads or escuadrones de la muerte about 20 years ago in Latin America. They were principally extreme right-wing groups who went around assasinating left-wing guerrillas. At the time many people accused the US of supporting the death squads, which we strenuously denied. I wonder if this is a kind of indirect admission to our involvement back then? As I remember, the death squad effort was not one that met with great success. So, why would they think it would work now?
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