What a Recovery!

I've often felt like throwing up while watching TV, but it's rare to see a performer do it. I don't know what she says after hurling, but she sounds pretty smooth.

I Am Not Gay

That make three of us. I figured I should speak up on the subject since so many others have too. Two Senators felt the need to divulge that kind personal information. So, why shouldn't I? Larry Craig, Hillary Clinton, and me - heterosexuals.