Pneumonia Psychosis

What may be worse that the actual SARS disease is the
fear that the disease is causing. At the Prince of Wales hospital in Hong Kong everyone is wearing protective masks, and "people are paralyzed with fear." In Singapore thousands of masks have been sold in the last three days. If the cruise missle and the suicide bomber don't getcha the paramyxovirus will.

We Are Rolling

As of about 5 minutes ago we are flying over Iraq with bombers. The Hard Rain's Begun To Fall.
Allahu Akhbar! Allahu Akhbar! Allahu Akhbar!

Remnant Who Will Return

David Mitchell aka Emmanuel has told his lawyer that he considers Elizabeth Smart his wife, and he wants to rename her Remnant Who Will Return. Great name, but where did he get it? From God?

Busybody Mother-in-Law Official Reason for Divorce

The Italian Supreme Court has affirmed a lower court's decision that an interfering mother-in-law is sufficient reason for awarding a divorce.

Talking Fish Warns of the Apocalypse

A Hasidic Jew in New York who is a fish seller has encountered a fish that speaks Hebrew and has warned of the
end of the world. You never know when you are uhm...walk...talking to the Messiah.

St. Patrick's Day Haircut

Well, not really, but I did cut my hair and it is St. Patrick's Day. Actually, it's my summer haircut. Summer, you say? Yeah, in a matter of a week or two, it's gonna be so fuckin' hot around here you'd think it's summer. Texas has 9 months of summer, 2 1/2 months of winter, and one week each of spring and fall. Spring's over!