How's That for a Senior Discount?

One of the largest whorehouses in Europe, Pascha in Cologne, has begun offering a discount to customers 66 years old and older. From 12:00 noon to 5:00 pm they can get service at half price. Yes, 50% off. This whorehouse also has a money-back guarantee which makes it the only one in the world with that kind of guarantee. Not satisfied, money back.

Diplomatic Immunity

A couple of weeks ago police in El Salvador discovered the Israeli ambassador in the street nude and drunk in possession of sado-masochistic "articles." It turns out that the ambassador, Tzuriel Raphael, had attended a gathering of S&M aficionados, and well...somehow he wound up out in public nude. The Israeli government fired him immediately and brought him back to Israel. The article doesn't say if the police arrested the man, but it did say that he identified himself as the Israeli ambassador. Hell yeah! I mean he didn't want to get arrested did he?

Gambling on the Stars

In Britain you can bet on whether Heather Mills' fake leg will fall off while competing on "Dancing with the Stars." Now, that's entertainment! Bet $100 and win $350, if it falls off. Or bet $600 that it won't fall off to get a pay off of $700. But, if it did happen to fall off, would they televise it? I doubt it.