Okay, I Did Resign...

But, I didn't know you were going to take me to the fucking Central African Republic! What kind of exile is THAT? If it had been like last time, you know Venezuela then Washington, I might not be so pissed. You found the only country in the world that might actually be poorer than Haiti to take me to! C'mon, you think I'm crazy? Hey, even Cedros got Panama for God's sake! Baby Doc? He gets France, and what do I get?...Bangui in the Central African Fucking Republic!

He's Not the First to Do It...

But, he is the first President to do it. It seems that Hugo Chavez, President of Venezuela, called George W. a pendejo! Awright, Hugo! Tell it like is is!

Uh, I'm Afraid It Already Is

"We just want the president to synchronize his conscience with his conduct," Representative Elijah E. Cummings said. Well, if you ask me, his conduct is perfectly aligned with his conscience. No contradictions there!