Another Wedding on the Beach?

I think we all remember what happened the last time a film star got married on the beach. Well, Katie and Tom are going to do it too. Say "I do" on the beach that is. Hmmm...Zellwegger and Chesney got an annulment because Kenny's gay. Well, that's what I heard! Now, Katie and Tom doing the same? Maybe they're both gay!

The World Record Holder



This gentleman from Turkey won recognition from the Guinness Book for the world's largest nose.

Take the L Train

L for Love. The L train connects Manhattan with Brooklyn and connects people too. According to a survey conducted by American Express the L train is the one for making connections of love. Union Station to Williamsburg is the new singles' bar. Well, it is very loud and very crowded, just no booze for sale.

Geen Burka

The Dutch government has established a new rule that women receiving public assistance and making the required work search cannot wear a burka to a job interview. Likewise, they advocate a complete ban on burkas for public security reasons. Now, the Danes are considering the same thing.

OVNIs, OVNIs Otra Vez

Esta vez se encuentran en Boston. Y aparecen en las pantallas de radar en el aeropuerto. No lo crees?

I'm Surprised It Hasn't Happened Earlier

Six Flags Over the Holy Land? We don't know what it will be called, but it's sure to attract religious seekers. Jesus, yes Jesus, is going to get a theme park. It will be near the Sea of Galilee where Jesus multiplied the loaves and fishes. I wonder if they'll have the "Remove the Log from Your Eye" water flume ride, or "Dunk the Disciple" ball cage. There's a lot to work with.

Monarch

The USA is a republic, not a monarchy. But, twice a year here in Central Texas we have monarchs. No, we don't have kings, we have butterflies. The Monarch butterfly summers in Canada, and winters in Mexico. Austin is at the eastern edge of the flyway. I heard today that the flyway is between the I-35 corridor and Midland. I haven't seen any yet, but I'll keep an eye out.

Turn About Is Fair Play

Kenneth Matsumura, a California doctor, has begun a recall campaign against Ah-nold the Governator. Yes, it was bound to happen. Someone does to him what he did to Gray Davis. Pssst...they're just doing it so he can be free to run for President in 2008.

Football Ban

Not American football, but the rest of the world's football had been ruled unlawful according to Islam by some religious authorities in Saudi Arabia. Islamic extremists has issued a fatwa saying that football is banned. Of course, that has set off a debate within Saudi Arabia.

I suppose that American football would be especially haram. And not just because the ball is made of pigskin.