Love Is Not Enough

Ironically, the same newspaper is reporting that British women who place personal ads for men are mainly looking for a rich man. I guess if he can afford the Viagra, he has enough money to get to use it! One interesting fact is that women describe the kind of man they are want. Men, on the other hand, describe themselves and not the kind of woman they want. The psychologist that did the study says it "this is Darwinism of personal ads."

Once Per Week Is Not Enough

A British medical journal is reporting that Brit men can get Viagra but under the National Health Service that can only have one blue pill per week. The "patients" feel that the Service should be more generous. I wonder what their wives think. Has anyone asked them?

ET Day

A Republican from New Mexico, the Roswell area exactly, has proposed an Extraterrestrial Culture Day for his state. He says such a day would "improve relations among citizens of the entire universe - known and
unknown." No harm in that, right? May all actions of the various legislatures be as harmless! Namaste!

Texas Pride

We are Number One! Texas has put more people to death than any other state, and probably any other country. It's hard to be humble when you're in the Top Spot! We don't care how irregular the justice is, we're just proud of the punishment.

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness?

The following definition comes from a web page on the "Resurgence" website. "HAPPINESS IS BUT a fleeting, abnormal state that results from satiation of our animal, instinctual selves whether by eating, sex, companionship or self-preservation." Say what?

MIG-21 for Sale on Ebay

A Russian MIG-21 is up for sale on Ebay with the high bid so far at $14,900. The plane was previously from Poland, but is being offered by a citizen of the
Netherlands. You have until Sunday March 16 to get in your bid. Where would you park something like that?

Gay Divorce in Texas

No, it's not a typo. A gay couple, who were married in Vermont where gay marriage is recognized and legal, divorced last week in Beaumont, Texas. Texas? Homophobic Texas? Well, I guess it makes sense after all, because Texas would agree that two gay men shouldn't be married, so why not grant them a divorce? Sorta funny logic, though.

Rogue Steaks

The Steak Department of the United States of America
March 9, 2003

Press release
Media type: all
Release: immediate

The United States of America Department of Steak today announces its annual list of rogue steaks, all of which take part in steak-sponsored terrorism. Inclusion on this list signifies that the United States of America deems listees to be what is commonly referred to as �outlaw steaks.� Steak-sponsored terrorism encompasses those entities that offer aid and support to organizations that seek to strike terror into the hearts of beef eaters all over the world. It can be stated without fear of contradiction that eaters of beef wish only for the peace and stability necessary for the proper consumption of steaks. So called outlaw steaks seek through the use of overcooked meat, parasite contaminated meat, and a host of other evil means at their disposal to coerce the average beef eater into giving up a well-deserved steak for the less tasty and less nutritious products of chicken or fish. Some even go so far as to promote vegetarianism, even though vegetarianism has been completely discredited since the fall of the Berlin Wall.

The purpose of this list is to make world opinion aware of the entities responsible for such evil, and to declare said entities ineligible for any aid, assistance, or other form of succor from the United States of America, its governmental subdivisions, or its individual citizens. Entities are listed below in alphabetical order.

Bhutan
Botswana
Buddhists
Cameroon
FPLGB (Frente Popular para la Liberaci�n del Ganado Bovino)
Haiti
Iran*
Iraq*
Mali
North Korea*
PETA
Poor People
Rwanda
Syria
Vegans United

* - indicates members of rogue steaks and axis of evil.