He's Not Gay, He Just Has Sex with Men

Larry Craig, Republican Senator from Idaho, does not support gay rights. He does not approve of gay marriage. Hey, he doesn't want to marry them, he just wants them to suck his dick. How come the most anti-gay Republicans keep turning up in gay scandals? Ted Haggard, Mark Foley, and now Larry Craig.

A few years ago I conducted job search and life skills classes for Food Stamp recipients. One of the speakers I asked to talk to the group worked for an AIDS education agency. He came to our place and spoke about AIDS prevention. He said something that I'd never thought of before. He kept using the phrase "men who have sex with men." Someone finally asked him, "don't you mean gay?" No, he didn't. He explained that some men frequently have sex with other men, but don't consider themselves gay. Okay, I had never heard that before. But, I have since seen the phrase (MSM) used in most all of the AIDS information. So, Senator Craig may have told the truth at his press conference - he just has sex with men, but he's not gay. Nah, he didn't mean it that way. He just lies a lot.

On the Job Injury?

Three men and five women in Denmark have come down with gonorrhea that they contracted on the job. They work in the adult movie industry. Yes, STDs can be an on-the-job injury, if you work in the right job. The Danish government requires that these actors get tested for gonorrhea every 30 days. It appears that monthly isn't frequent enough. If you want to work in the adult industry in England, you have to have a verification of testing completed within the last five days. Wow! I guess it's sorta like a baseball pitcher, you have to have several days of rest after each performance.