Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Let's Go Guantanamo

A new British reality TV show called Guantanamo Guidebook will have contestants submit to torture a la Camp X-ray to see how long they can last. Bring 'em off!

Monday, February 07, 2005

Deep Throat Was the Pope!

According to several media sources, Deep Throat is ill and close to death. Well, now, just who's been knocking at death's door recently? Why, it's the Pope. Yep, the Pope was Deep Throat.