Colombia Ain't Got No Oil, That's Why

More car bombs go off in Colombia that anywhere else. More random terrorism there than anywhere else. Are we bombing the shit out of the terrorists there? No, they're not sitting on an ocean of oil, for God's sake. Of course, the "War on Drugs" has been going on for 20 to 25 years, and the FARC just seem to get stronger. But, we haven't been dropping "daisy cutters" on them all this time either. I know, let's hire the FARC to go over to Afghanistan and take care of that Osama problem we've got. Just tell 'em that he didn't pay up on a drug shipment, he'd be dead in a week!