Romulus and Remus?

No! And that ain't a she-wolf nursing those two either. It is twins though. Twins from Poland. One is President the other one Prime Minister. And the woman? That's Angela Merkel the German Chancellor. Poland and Germany, never the best of friends, had a little tiff recently, and the Poles got their way. At least for a little while.

Now, that's some political satire!

How's That for a Senior Discount?

One of the largest whorehouses in Europe, Pascha in Cologne, has begun offering a discount to customers 66 years old and older. From 12:00 noon to 5:00 pm they can get service at half price. Yes, 50% off. This whorehouse also has a money-back guarantee which makes it the only one in the world with that kind of guarantee. Not satisfied, money back.