How's That for a Senior Discount?

One of the largest whorehouses in Europe, Pascha in Cologne, has begun offering a discount to customers 66 years old and older. From 12:00 noon to 5:00 pm they can get service at half price. Yes, 50% off. This whorehouse also has a money-back guarantee which makes it the only one in the world with that kind of guarantee. Not satisfied, money back.