Rita Watch: Advisory 10

Get out your Sharpies, folks! The Governor of Louisiana, Kathleen Blanco, has told those who have chosen to ride out Rita to "write their Social Security numbers on their arms with indelible ink." Notice she said arms. I guess that means to write your number on both arms, so that if you should become dismembered they'll know which arm goes with which body ;-)

Get on your knees, folks! The Governor of Texas, Rick Perry, said "Be calm, be strong, say a prayer for Texas."

Based on our leaders' remarks, it ain't lookin' good.

Last night I read in a Swedish tabloid called Aftonbladet that another tabloid The National Enquirer has reported that Hurricane Katrina has made our President take to the bottle again. Now, with Rita coming he may go back to using cocaine.

Like I said, it ain't lookin' good.