They found the vials of bubonic plague. Won't say if they were stolen or misplaced. I read that to mean somebody misplaced them, and the university doesn't want to be any more embarrassed than they already are.

Looks like I'm gonna have to buy a new water heater, and have it installed. That's not cheap. Not a happy fact. Maybe I should have checked into that spam email I got for like 7 days in a row about government grants of $10,000 for doing nothing. $4{}. I want my MTV.