Shocked, Shocked!

Austin, Texas Interstate 35 Southbound near US HWY 183 - A forty-ish blond well-dressed woman driving a late-model KIA Sportage is observed around 7:50 a.m. smoking a joint while traveling about 50 mph. She was using a scissor-like clamp to hold the roach as she inhaled (yes, it appeared she was inhaling). She appropriately signaled her intention to change lanes and safely exited at US HWY 290. Glaucoma? Oh, I forgot, the Legislature is back in session!