Auto-Castration

I don't mean getting rid of your car either. No, I mean a man castrating himself, at least sort of. Just what could bring a man to do such a thing? Well, 62 year old Russel Angus Daniel had this pain in his nuts, you see. And his regular doctor wouldn't castrate him, so he found two "surgeons" on the Internet to do it for him. They castrated him on his kitchen table, and left him to bleed to death. He had to go to the emergency room for treatment. He won't say who did it, because he doesn't want to cause them any trouble.

Note: I searched Google Images for some castration photos, but decided it best not to post one. Oh, believe me, it wasn't because I couldn't find any. They just don't...look...very...nice.