I'm Surprised It Hasn't Happened Earlier

Six Flags Over the Holy Land? We don't know what it will be called, but it's sure to attract religious seekers. Jesus, yes Jesus, is going to get a theme park. It will be near the Sea of Galilee where Jesus multiplied the loaves and fishes. I wonder if they'll have the "Remove the Log from Your Eye" water flume ride, or "Dunk the Disciple" ball cage. There's a lot to work with.