Who's on Larry King Tonight?

There are anti-aircraft guns in Washington, DC. Fighters are flying over NYC. Tanks and troops are deployed at Heathrow airport in London. We are on threat level Orange due to suspected bio/chem/radiological attack. Osama bin Laden has released a new statement calling on muslims to suicide bomb America. We are at the brink of war with Iraq. Larry King has Joan Lunden on his show tonight talking about surrogate motherhood. The fucking world is about to go straight to hell, and Larry is talking to Joan about surrogate mothers. No, he's not talking to experts on terrorism, he's not talking to former diplomats, he's talking to Joan Lunden! May God help us all.