I'm Shocked, Shocked...
Here's an example of a master at work. Mark Felt, who was Deep Throat, was twice put in charge of investigations to find out who was Deep Throat. He was so sly that he speculated the leaker probably was in the FBI. This guy had balls! Plus he was really mad. Nixon had passed him over for the head job at the FBI once J. Edgar Hoover quit wearing dresses for good. Don't fuck with a smart bureaucrat, you'll be holding you head in your own hands wondering what happened.
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
Monday, June 13, 2005
Thursday, June 09, 2005
Oh Those Germans!
Ya know, they're always thinking. When the World Cup comes to Germany, the city of Dortmund will have special "sex-garages" for the hookers and customers to use. It helps keep things under control better than just letting the whores roam the streets. How Germanic!
Ya know, they're always thinking. When the World Cup comes to Germany, the city of Dortmund will have special "sex-garages" for the hookers and customers to use. It helps keep things under control better than just letting the whores roam the streets. How Germanic!
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
300 Orgasms per Day
No, it's not me, but I wish it was! Michelle Thompson "suffers" from the disorder called Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS). Yes, it causes her to have orgasms all day long. Can you get that in a bottle?
No, it's not me, but I wish it was! Michelle Thompson "suffers" from the disorder called Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS). Yes, it causes her to have orgasms all day long. Can you get that in a bottle?
Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Garganta Profunda
Well, finally, we know who Deep Throat was and is. I must say I'm glad I found out. Glad I lived long enough to know. It was just one of those things that always fascinated me. I don't know why exactly, it just did. Now, that leaves just a few questions unanswered: Who Killed Kennedy, Who Really Killed Marilyn Monroe, What Happened at Roswell, Just Who's at Area 51, Where Is Osama bin Laden, Who Was Behind the Assassination of Luis Donaldo Colosio...
Well, finally, we know who Deep Throat was and is. I must say I'm glad I found out. Glad I lived long enough to know. It was just one of those things that always fascinated me. I don't know why exactly, it just did. Now, that leaves just a few questions unanswered: Who Killed Kennedy, Who Really Killed Marilyn Monroe, What Happened at Roswell, Just Who's at Area 51, Where Is Osama bin Laden, Who Was Behind the Assassination of Luis Donaldo Colosio...
Monday, May 30, 2005
Dude, Where's My Ear?
A British mother of two lost her left ear while drying her hair. A couple of months before she had undergone plastic surgery to make her ears not stick out so much. Uh, I think it worked! Now, it won't stick out at all.
A British mother of two lost her left ear while drying her hair. A couple of months before she had undergone plastic surgery to make her ears not stick out so much. Uh, I think it worked! Now, it won't stick out at all.
Friday, May 27, 2005
Yes, It Has Come to That
Wanna be a blogger without having to do any writing. Well, here's the answer - autoblogger. Why bother with all that thinking? Is it him or is it Memorex? Only her hairdresser knows for sure.
Wanna be a blogger without having to do any writing. Well, here's the answer - autoblogger. Why bother with all that thinking? Is it him or is it Memorex? Only her hairdresser knows for sure.
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
For God So Loved the World...
Taken from Harper's Weekly Review.
Taken from Harper's Weekly Review.
a man in Holland was being tried on charges that he killed his mother, skinned her, dressed up in her skin, and then went out to direct traffic and recite Bible verses. “He loved her so much,” said his lawyer.
Apocalypse Tomorrow
Not really, but it will probably sound like it. I received the following email from the Business Operations Director:
Not really, but it will probably sound like it. I received the following email from the Business Operations Director:
Please be advised that a 21 gun salute honoring soldiers killed in action will take place on Thursday, May 26, at 11:30 am. We have been advised that the Honor Guard will be utilizing 40 mm cannons on the Capitol Grounds, which will obviously be quite loud. This e-mail is being sent to all State Office staff to eliminate staff calls and concerns regarding the event’s noise.
Thursday, May 19, 2005
Um...Do They Make These for Men?
They're called Passion Pants, and they caused a British woman to faint in the supermaket. Yes, they're panties with a built-in vibrating dildo. Oh yeah.
They're called Passion Pants, and they caused a British woman to faint in the supermaket. Yes, they're panties with a built-in vibrating dildo. Oh yeah.
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Nearly 80 Horses Given Viagra
What?! They're giving horses Viagra? Yes, some 80 racing horses in Italy were given Viagra to "raise their performance capacity." What are they trying to get them to do? Something unnatural no doubt.
What?! They're giving horses Viagra? Yes, some 80 racing horses in Italy were given Viagra to "raise their performance capacity." What are they trying to get them to do? Something unnatural no doubt.
Dead? What Dead?
The government of Uzbekistan has denied that any civilians were killed in Friday's disturbance. Eyewitnesses say 745 people were massacred by troops. Hmm...who ya gonna believe? A heavy-handed dictatorship or people that were there?
The government of Uzbekistan has denied that any civilians were killed in Friday's disturbance. Eyewitnesses say 745 people were massacred by troops. Hmm...who ya gonna believe? A heavy-handed dictatorship or people that were there?
Monday, May 09, 2005
Dia do Orgasmo
Yes, today is Orgasm Day in Esperantina, Brazil. Hmm...Esperantina, something to do with Hope, I believe.
Yes, today is Orgasm Day in Esperantina, Brazil. Hmm...Esperantina, something to do with Hope, I believe.
Friday, May 06, 2005
Don't Put That in Your Ass, You Don't Know Where It's Been!
Some patients in Den Haag underwent some procedures with "dirty endoscopes." That means the garden-hose-like thing that the doctors shoved up their asses weren't disinfected. So, now they're all having to be checked for Hepatitis C, Aids, etc. When did you have your last colonoscopy? Well, that's too long.
Some patients in Den Haag underwent some procedures with "dirty endoscopes." That means the garden-hose-like thing that the doctors shoved up their asses weren't disinfected. So, now they're all having to be checked for Hepatitis C, Aids, etc. When did you have your last colonoscopy? Well, that's too long.
Thursday, May 05, 2005
Sounds Like He's Talking about Us
Gunter Grass, the so-called "Conscience of Germany", has a strong criticism of capitalism and its effect on democracy. He's talking about Germany, but it applies to the United States as well.
Gunter Grass, the so-called "Conscience of Germany", has a strong criticism of capitalism and its effect on democracy. He's talking about Germany, but it applies to the United States as well.
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
Hey, Fella, You Need a Tow?
A Polish man's car was stopped on the Autobahn in Germany, when a German driver asked him if he needed a tow. He answered "yes" but shouldn't have. The German connected the two cars, and proceeded to pull the Polish guy's car at the speed of 160 kph. That would be about 99 miles an hour. They were supposed to stop at the next exit, but they just kept going and going. When the German finally stopped, the Polish guy's car was a total wreck. It only needed some coolant in the first place. Beware of Germans bearing gifts.
A Polish man's car was stopped on the Autobahn in Germany, when a German driver asked him if he needed a tow. He answered "yes" but shouldn't have. The German connected the two cars, and proceeded to pull the Polish guy's car at the speed of 160 kph. That would be about 99 miles an hour. They were supposed to stop at the next exit, but they just kept going and going. When the German finally stopped, the Polish guy's car was a total wreck. It only needed some coolant in the first place. Beware of Germans bearing gifts.
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