300 Orgasms per Day

No, it's not me, but I wish it was! Michelle Thompson "suffers" from the disorder called Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS). Yes, it causes her to have orgasms all day long. Can you get that in a bottle?

Garganta Profunda

Well, finally, we know who Deep Throat was and is. I must say I'm glad I found out. Glad I lived long enough to know. It was just one of those things that always fascinated me. I don't know why exactly, it just did. Now, that leaves just a few questions unanswered: Who Killed Kennedy, Who Really Killed Marilyn Monroe, What Happened at Roswell, Just Who's at Area 51, Where Is Osama bin Laden, Who Was Behind the Assassination of Luis Donaldo Colosio...

Dude, Where's My Ear?

A British mother of two lost her left ear while drying her hair. A couple of months before she had undergone plastic surgery to make her ears not stick out so much. Uh, I think it worked! Now, it won't stick out at all.

Yes, It Has Come to That

Wanna be a blogger without having to do any writing. Well, here's the answer - autoblogger. Why bother with all that thinking? Is it him or is it Memorex? Only her hairdresser knows for sure.

For God So Loved the World...

Taken from Harper's Weekly Review.

a man in Holland was being tried on charges that he killed his mother, skinned her, dressed up in her skin, and then went out to direct traffic and recite Bible verses. “He loved her so much,” said his lawyer.

Apocalypse Tomorrow

Not really, but it will probably sound like it. I received the following email from the Business Operations Director:

Please be advised that a 21 gun salute honoring soldiers killed in action will take place on Thursday, May 26, at 11:30 am. We have been advised that the Honor Guard will be utilizing 40 mm cannons on the Capitol Grounds, which will obviously be quite loud. This e-mail is being sent to all State Office staff to eliminate staff calls and concerns regarding the event’s noise.

Um...Do They Make These for Men?

They're called Passion Pants, and they caused a British woman to faint in the supermaket. Yes, they're panties with a built-in vibrating dildo. Oh yeah.

Nearly 80 Horses Given Viagra

What?! They're giving horses Viagra? Yes, some 80 racing horses in Italy were given Viagra to "raise their performance capacity." What are they trying to get them to do? Something unnatural no doubt.

Dead? What Dead?

The government of Uzbekistan has denied that any civilians were killed in Friday's disturbance. Eyewitnesses say 745 people were massacred by troops. Hmm...who ya gonna believe? A heavy-handed dictatorship or people that were there?

Dia do Orgasmo

Yes, today is Orgasm Day in Esperantina, Brazil. Hmm...Esperantina, something to do with Hope, I believe.

Don't Put That in Your Ass, You Don't Know Where It's Been!

Some patients in Den Haag underwent some procedures with "dirty endoscopes." That means the garden-hose-like thing that the doctors shoved up their asses weren't disinfected. So, now they're all having to be checked for Hepatitis C, Aids, etc. When did you have your last colonoscopy? Well, that's too long.

Sounds Like He's Talking about Us

Gunter Grass, the so-called "Conscience of Germany", has a strong criticism of capitalism and its effect on democracy. He's talking about Germany, but it applies to the United States as well.

Hey, Fella, You Need a Tow?

A Polish man's car was stopped on the Autobahn in Germany, when a German driver asked him if he needed a tow. He answered "yes" but shouldn't have. The German connected the two cars, and proceeded to pull the Polish guy's car at the speed of 160 kph. That would be about 99 miles an hour. They were supposed to stop at the next exit, but they just kept going and going. When the German finally stopped, the Polish guy's car was a total wreck. It only needed some coolant in the first place. Beware of Germans bearing gifts.

Bin Laden Bin Dyin'

A website close to Al-Qaeda reports that Osama Bin Laden is dead. Of course, it couldn't be confirmed. By the way, who would confirm it anyway? Likewise, it wasn't reported when he died.

Ve Haf Vayz to Get Yur Money

Several cities in Germany have introduced a new sex tax. Bars, clubs, etc that employ "sex workers" must now pay a tax. Some cities base the tax on square meters the businesses occupy, and some just tax the sex workers. How would that work in the U.S.? Hmmm...we'd have to legalize prostitution first...

Mohammed's Radio

Mohammed's Radio, originally uploaded by Marcos Arroyos.

The Taliban is back on the air. Don't it make you wanna rock 'n roll? All night long, Mohammed's Radio.

Benedictus XVI

Benedictus XVI, originally uploaded by Marcos Arroyos.

"Ah, nun kann Ich alle die kleine Kinderen heben, dass Ich will."

Don't You Know Her Mother's Proud?

Victoria Silvstedt who is some kind of model/celebrity says that she had sex on a jetski. But did they have on life jackets? Wouldn't be very safe sex in that case, now would it?

Tu Tambien Puedes Ser Director de Porno

Yes, you can be a director of you own porn film. Just enter the contest at sexovoyeur.cl, and maybe your name will be drawn.

The Pot and The Kettle Both Look Black to Me

Pamela Anderson has called Jennifer Lopez and idiot. 'Nuff said.