Yo, Neo-Con Luv

Yeah, here's a big shout out to my Mohomies, y'all. C'mon giv it up 4 da Neo-Con Luv. Yo, yo, y'all.

Terri, John Paul II, and Ranier

One and a half down, and one and a half to go. After that we can get back to the stuff that matters: Michael Jackson's Trial, Britney's non-pregnancy, Paris's cell phone, Ana Nicole Smith's tits, and much, much more.

What's So Bad About That?

Ten U.S. soldiers have been punished for mud wrestling at a military prison. I think that's a lot better that putting bags on naked prisoners' heads, and making them jack off. C'mon.

Man, He Gets Around!

The Reverend Jessie Jackson has been praying most anywhere there's a camera lately. He's starting to act like Billy Graham. He's been praying with Michael Jackson and offering him spiritual guidance. He's praying with Terri Schiavo's parents. Let's see, what's going to be the next big news story...will he be there too?

I Think They Call That Preventative Detention

Ruben Dario Ovejedo has been in prison for two years in Argentina convicted of killing Pedro Roldan in 2003. It was well known that the two men had had problems with each other, and that Ovejedo had threatened Mr. Roldan. A dead body turned up in the town of Tucuman where they both lived, and it was identified as Mr. Roldan. Only, it wasn't Mr. Roldan. He's still alive. Mr. Ovejedo's family recently found out, and made Mr. Roldan report to the justice authorities. So, what's this guy been doing all that time? And his family didn't know? Something's fishy here.

You Gotta Be Kidding!

The Bishop of Salisbury, David Stancliffe, says that Prince Charles must "repair his offences" with Camilla's ex-husband. He has to apologize to Andrew Parker Bowles before he can marry Camilla. Those Brits has some style don't they? Even though it doesn't show in the Royalty.

Not a Good Comparison

Michael Jackson says he's the victim of a conspiracy much like Nelson Mandela. Uh, Michael, now let's not get carried away. The only way your name and Nelson's belong in the same sentence is to show just how irrelevant you are. Not even a close comparison! What a schmuck.

Billy Idol or Is That Idle?

It happens to the best of us, and it happened to Billy Idol too. He started growing gray pubic hair. So, he took the bull by the horns (so to speak) and shaved them off! He must not have a lot to do lately. Hey, it's tough getting publicity when you're a no talent has-been.

At Least They're Not Having Sex

Studies from the Abstinence Clearinghouse show that teens who take the abstinence pledge not to have sex before marriage are more likely to try anal and oral sex than those who don't. Hmmm...what does that mean? That's kinda like saying you're a vegetarian, but that you eat chicken.

What Does That Say About Family?

De Telegraaf reports that pets are more loved (or at least loved as much) as family and friends by almost one third of pet owners. Surprising? Not really.

One in Three Americans Are Chronically Overworked

One third of all American's are overworked. That's sad to hear, but let me tell ya, I'm a member of the other 2/3. But, hey, it ain't easy!

A Product in Demand

A student in Brazil was arrested recently for selling drugs. Uh, Viagra that is. Yes, he was set up in business with 7000 boxes of the stuff. Seems a shipment was stolen last August. Did he keep any for personal use?

Ultima Cena

Ultima Cena, originally uploaded by Marcos Arroyos.

An idea whose time has come. Well, not to "Old Europe", but at least to my blog. Italy, France and Spain have banned its public display. Hey, y'all! We're the religious fanatics! Quit crowding us out.

Nearly & Almost Just Don't Count

Sorry, President Musharraf, but almost catching Bin Laden ten months ago is just as good as almost winning the lottery. Nuthin'! Gimme a break, what are you after, more military aid? Isn't having the A bomb enough? And what about that guy of yours, Mr. Khan, that got off with no penalty for selling nuclear technology? With friends like y'all, we'll be dead soon.

Like a Breath of Fresh Air

A new product is on the market. It's a little hard to describe, so just click on the link, and breathe a little easier.

Ama al Projimo

Ama al Projimo, originally uploaded by Marcos Arroyos.

Yes, it says "Love your neighbor as yourself." But, that's a condom in his hand! Does that mean ya gotta use a condom to jack off?

The 100 Unsexiest Women

It's like they say: Someone has to finish at the bottom of the class.

Psst...Hey, I've Got a Plan

A fire broke out in a prison in the Dominican Republic very early Monday morning. They say that two gangs were fighting each other for control of the place, when some of them set fire to their bedding. Some 100+ prisoners died. Of the ones who didn't some were wounded by gunshots and stabbing. Makes ya wonder just how much effort the guards put into regaining control. What I reckon happened is that a guard gave a prisoner a pistol, and let boys be boys. Nice way to get rid of a bunch of trouble-makers. Hmm...now that we can't kill minors in prison anymore, maybe we should think about...

What's This World Coming To?

The US Supreme Court has outlawed the death penalty for minors. What the hell? Us Texans are proud of killin' the young and the mentally retarded! Now they've taken that away from us. Damn! So, what are they gonna do next, outlaw polygamy?

Is That a Muslim Arts & Crafts Store?

According to Daniel Pipes, out of favor neo-con, the "Wahhabi Lobby" in the US is what we need to get rid of. He says there are NGOs here that are giving radical fundamentalist Islam a good name. Where has this guy been? Hanging out with Paul Wolfowitz and smokin' crack? Gimme a break!