There ain't no answer. There ain't gonna be any answer. There never has been an answer. There's the answer.
-- Gertrude Stein
Wednesday, February 09, 2005
Let's Go Guantanamo
A new British reality TV show called Guantanamo Guidebook will have contestants submit to torture a la Camp X-ray to see how long they can last. Bring 'em off!
Monday, February 07, 2005
Deep Throat Was the Pope!
According to several media sources, Deep Throat is ill and close to death. Well, now, just who's been knocking at death's door recently? Why, it's the Pope. Yep, the Pope was Deep Throat.